Bear Me Away (Alpha Werebear Paranormal Romance) (A Jamesburg Shifter Romance) by Lynn Red

Author:Lynn Red [Red, Lynn]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: werewolf romance, cowboy romance, werewolf, paranormal romance, pnr, werebear, alpha male romance, werebear romance, shapeshifter romance
Publisher: Yellow Moon Press
Published: 2014-07-27T00:00:00+00:00

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“Breaking into a rabbit’s house with a bear ex-cop. That’s... yep.”

-Elena

“This isn’t exactly what I expected,” Elena said, creeping toward the white, dollhouse-esque structure ringed by what appeared a million tomato plants. The house looked like a latticed wedding cake, with layered shingles running down the sides, and lace-like framing around each window. By the front door stood a massive, obviously custom built freezer, and the door itself was locked tight when she tried the knob.

“I didn’t expect you to dive out the car window like a fox version of Sonny Crockett,” West said, with a grin. “But what’s with the tomatoes?”

“Habit,” she said back, very quietly. “And as far as the tomatoes, that’s kind of her thing. Apparently. Don’t ask me to try and make any sense of a crazy person’s crazy.”

“Just weird, is all,” West grumbled.

“Hush, we’re not sure she isn’t here.”

“Ralph said she wasn’t, right? He’s very rarely wrong about this kind of thing.”

Elena really wished West would stop talking in his normal, huge, delicious voice.

“Very rarely means ‘sometimes’, so shut up! Check that freezer.”

With all the stealth he could muster, which wasn’t very much, West tugged the massive door open. “Shit!” he hissed. “This is...”

“Oh God, don’t tell me you found bodies,” Elena whispered, turning her attention away from the house’s window. “She’s got a bunch of dolls in there. Pretty much screams Jame Gumb.”

“Gumby?” West asked, still looking into the freezer in horror.

“Uh, Silence of the Lambs? You know, the best-selling novel turned massive, award winning movie? Hannibal Lecter?”

“I don’t like scary stuff.”

Shaking her head, Elena had to bite her lip to keep from laughing. “Bear, bear, easy to scare,” she said.

“Fox, fox, put on socks?”

She snickered, and crept up beside him. Ready for anything, she took a deep breath and looked inside. Her shoulders slumped, and she stood up straight. “Really?” she asked. “A bunch of vacuum packed meat from Sam’s? You got me all excited over... exactly what normal people keep in deep freezes?”

West shrugged. “You asked if there were bodies,” he said. “Didn’t specify, you know.”

“Bear, bear, I guess that’s fair.”

“Fox, fox, uh... do you have any clocks?”

Snorting ingloriously, Elena chewed her lip. “Okay, rhyme time aside—”

“That was one too, shoe.”

“Oh my God you’re a child!” she hissed, still trying to keep from laughing. “Anyway! Whether or not half a cow is a normal thing for a freezer, it’s absolutely not a normal thing for a rabbit.”

“It is for a carnivorous rabbit,” West said.

Elena arched her eyebrows. “Yeah, and when’s the last time you heard of one of those?”

“Bear, bear, uh, that’s fair.”

“I already used that one.” West reached out and pinched Elena gently on the shoulder.

Elena stuck her tongue out and eased the lid of the freezer closed. The air pressure change sucked it tight, and she moved to the front door. “Want me to bash it in?” West asked.

“Uh, how about no.” Elena pulled what appeared to be two chopsticks out of her hair, and unscrewed them to reveal a set of lock picks.

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